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portland pickles need

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your help to find their stolen mascot

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dylan t pickle

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look at a missing pickle mascot

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all right i didn't know what is this a

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mascot for just is it

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the portland pickles thanks for the

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portland rioters

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we don't relish telling you this

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okay it's worse it's worse two in one

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sentence

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but

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it's kind of a big deal

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what'd you do

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the portland pickles baseball team says

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their beloved mascot dylan t pickle has

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been stolen and are seeking the public's

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all right

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i need pickles

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it all started in the dominican republic

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where dylan was making an appearance at

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the caribbean baseball series uh he was

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due to return

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so wait did the costume get stolen or

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the actual person inside the costume as

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well so this is a kidnapping yeah i

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think somebody stole the costume and

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there's a dude in there i okay so this

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again

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cappuccino foam he was due to return

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home in oregon via new york's uh by new

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york city on january 31st a week later

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the team tweeted some jarring news an

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alert message from delta showing that

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the bag he was traveling why would you

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stop a human in a bag

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it's a pickle in a bag oh man cheaper

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he's cheaper nice pickles

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uh wouldn't you wouldn't you rather put

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put the pickles in a jar before you put

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them on the plane

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i guess so there's just i mean i'm i

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guess they're cutting down on like

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airline costs they didn't want to

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actually buy a ticket for him so they

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just put him in luggage

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while he was wearing the pickle costume

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i'm assuming

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yeah i got two bags to check this one in

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yeah is it

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a container of pickles i guess a pickle

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bag is considered

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uh a container of pickles it is holding

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your pickles okay

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let's see here uh

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you win one championship this century

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and you think you're good for storage on

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an airplane

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that's what they tweeted but uh as the

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days passed the team put out multiple

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apbs

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which uh which we assume stands for an

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uh sharing missing posters and calls for

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help across social media for example the

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portland pickles uh twitter uh it does

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have a video

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with an update

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and they're playing very sad music and

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they're they're looking for their their

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pickle

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um he has not returned so there is

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a lot of controversy around where this

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pickle costume is the team stressed

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multiple times the whole thing

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wasn't just a prank gone sour because a

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member station opb reports dylan the

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pickle

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has a repetition for hijinks so there's

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he's a bit of a prankster still team

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officials are assuring the public

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they're not shirking anyone's chain

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jerking anyone yeah they're not they're

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trying to make another another pun so

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they're saying they're not gerk in

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pretty much

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we're definitely known for being funny

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and joking around a lot on social media

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so we understand the kind of boy who

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cried wolf scenario assistant general

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manager parker huffman told opb but this

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is definitely

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not a joke you understand this there's

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dylan's story

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took a turn on thursday when the team

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shared that delta had found the mascot a

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lot and delivered him to their office

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but uh

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but after hours and without any

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notification so they just dropped the

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poor guy off

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probably dead inside the mascot costume

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on the front step of the the

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headquarters of this ball ball team i'm

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assuming so just kind of just kind of

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left in there it's fine i need pickles

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instead of being welcomed back with open

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arm dylan was snatched from the front

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porch around 5 a.m local time and

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carried away

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into the unknown

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so that's where

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delta the airline

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uh they didn't lose the mascot

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it was stolen some kind of porch thief

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probably the same kind of people that

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take amazon packages from people's

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porches he's a porch pirates and now

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he's a pickle pirate oh my god here we

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go this is some kind of advertisement

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the next uh ring doorbell for it shows a

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man wearing a jacket hat

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over ear headphones in a backpack

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grabbing the cam's back and walking down

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the building steps the team also shared

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a map of the scene in response to

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skeptic's questions about

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why an office building would have a

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porch

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and front fence so there's a lot of

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conspiracies flying around about dillon

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the pickle and nice pickles

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uh this uh this is turned from a mistake

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by delta into a crime the pickles

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tweeted

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they're calling on people of portland to

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aid in dylan's safe return offering a

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reward

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and information

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and no questions asked no i think i know

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where dylan the pickle is i believe

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dylan the pickle

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dylan t pickle he is with the truckers

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up in canada he's racist

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there he goes there i was gonna say he's

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probably at the local sandwich shop i'd

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check there

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maybe you think he's uh doing some

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self-mutilation in order to feed hungry

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patrons at a sandwich shop

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by cutting off like uh his own pickle

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fingers and appendages maybe

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people have fingers and appendages

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i'm just saying

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if you're if it's a humanoid pickle

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there's a person there in there it's an

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anthropomorphic pickle that's correct

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we can only find them by their pickle

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uh huffman

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also filed a police report

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uh the poor the the portland police

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bureau confirmed to the opb

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uh he told the station that uh dylan's

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is priceless and uh estimated it would

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cost one thousand dollars or more to

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replace the costume no mention of the

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person inside the costume though also

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how can something be priceless and then

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immediately be given a price tag

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uh good point

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made this costume is priceless it's

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worth a thousand dollars well then it's

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very by very definition it's not

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priceless

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yeah they pretty much said [\h__\h] them you

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know [\h__\h] them i don't care about the

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dead dude inside

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we'll just go get another migrant worker

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and stuff them in there i'll give you

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ten thousand dollars

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local journalists sports fans elected

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officials concerned bystanders and even

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other anthropomorphic mascots are

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amplifying the search and sharing

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messages of support on social media as

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the team continues its plea for

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help

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what is this [\h__\h]

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seriously he is going to tell someone

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that he stole a pickle mascot that

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cannot be kept secret

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do the right thing

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that's what one person on

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twitter

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uh put out there

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oh i got a photo of the guy taking stuff

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let's put this up

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oh yeah [\h__\h] here's the guy taking

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the pickle costume i see that i got it

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right here we have it on ring

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[Music]

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the guy just walks up there

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grabs this huge bag and walks off

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good thing he was wearing a mask and

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being safe he was well it is portland

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they're very uh

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safety conscious over there they're very

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mask centric [\h__\h] you

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this is literally a night pickle heist

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it is a night pickle heist absolutely

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yeah

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pickles pickles pickles the pickles

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pickles thick pickles

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yep a lot of pickles a lot of pickles

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pickles can fit under the foreskin

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it's a little fun fact right there for

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everyone

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and nice pickles yeah they are what

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happens

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clearly you just searched for the word

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pickle i have uh quite a number of of of

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pickle clips gotta pick a pickle drawer

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in fact let me just show you

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how you open pickles okay you don't know

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i gotta go to a big

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circle ideas like

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alex at the county fair demonstrating

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pickle opening yeah night pico

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there's a

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and so okay they're still looking and

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that's it so i think what we're gonna

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have to follow this story with the the

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missing

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dylan t pickle i'm curious the person

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who stole the pickle costume and then

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clearly just probably dumped the corpse

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that was inside um

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is this person going to try to wear the

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pickle costume like at halloween do you

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think people might not notice that like

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hey that's that making missing pickle

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costume i think you'd have to wear it

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for your friends and you wear it to like

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your local parties like ah you know

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invite craig over and tell them to put

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that pickle costume on i want to see

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them wear a pickle

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or it's like your comfy clothes like

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when you get home from work

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[Laughter]

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is what you put on to really wind down

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the night after hours like i could put

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on the big pants tonight some people put

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on their smoking jacket other people put

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on the pickle costume give us an email

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our picture month gmail.com

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